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Gollum wearing MAGA cap

Hi, my name is Gollum!

Fun facts about me:

I was once a young Hobbit named Smeagol.
I used to have a pet fish named Deagol, with whom I often went fishing.
I have a split personality.
This is a bonus: Despite of my appearance, I am a narcicist.

Please connect with me on Truth Social here.